And on the 8th day Mistress Matisse said: Let there be lube!
Sex and marijuana give birth to new erotic enhancer
By Tami Jackson
As a professional dominatrix and sex educator since 1995, Mistress Matisse has a very smooth, and resonating speaking voice that demands attention; which is a very small part of what makes her a perfect spokeswoman for the decriminalization (not legalization) of sex workers and doesn’t hurt at all now that she’s also marketing her own cannabis infused pussy lubricant (a word she uses a lot and prefers to vagina).
“I’ve been consuming cannabis discreetly for some time,” she said and admits that over the years she has tried a number of homemade do it yourself lubes to some degree of success. “It was a hit-or-miss affair and I wanted that lining in a bottle.”
Once Mistress Matisse had her great cannabis-infused product idea and played around with a few recipes, she rounded up her cannabis scientist friends who helped her conjure up the best vaginal lubricant that now has women shouting “Mistress Matisse” everywhere.
“It’s not just slippery stuff with a 420 on it,” she said. "It's proven effective in delivering longer and stronger orgasms for 8 out of 10 women."
Once the dominatrix had the ingredients right, she partnered with Tarukino LLC a cannabis industry-focused incubator that would manufacture her product. (Tarukino is a new Zealand word that means drug, marijuana, or cannabis.)
On May 15, 2017, Mistress Matisse launched her new Seattle-based lubricant and now, in addition to selling Velvet Swing™ lube which is most suitable for women, although 1 in 5 men report it also gives them a longer and stronger climax, delaying their orgasms, she’s mixing up even more products and hopes to expand her pleasurable cannabis product line to create products that are more suitable for all genders. Mistress Matisse has been an active member in alternative sex communities for years and is a blogger, tweeter and past columnist. She wrote for The Stranger, a Seattle-based alternative newspaper, as their reporting sexpert from 1999 to 2010.
“The Velvet Swing increases blood flow, causes the vagina to swell and engorges it in a good way,” Mistress Matisse said. “CBDs relax the muscle tissue around the vagina and help relax it, anecdotally, and increases general arousal for women.”
When asked if she heard back from any customers who could provide testimony as per her product’s medical benefits, Mistress Matisse admitted it’s not possible to do medical testing at this time since marijuana is a schedule 1 drug, and not legal on the federal level. Yet as a casual observer, she has heard from women who claimed the lubricant made sex more comfortable for them.
Water soluble, Velvet Swing™ is a sensual topical for women’s pleasure and a true vaginal lubricant. Mistress Matisse says it’s important to apply liberally and for a woman to allow 20 minutes if she is to feel the full orgasmic effect. Casual observance suggests the effects are strongest after 40 minutes.
Velvet Swing™ is made from non-irritating ingredients with 00 mgs of THC and 33 mgs of CBD. Primarily made with proprietary water (not oil) it includes a plant-based cellulose called Hydroxyethylcellulose that serves as the lubricant’s medium and citric acid is used as a mild preservative that gives it the best pH balance for the vagina. Completely free of parabens, it has zero glycerin and no propylene glycol and has a shelf life of one year.
The mistress says Velvet Swing™ will not make a woman high in the traditional sense, not unless she eats a whole lot of it or absorbs it through the rectum, instead of through her vagina, since the rectum absorbs cannabis more readily into the bloodstream. Yet the erotic lube has been shown to increase orgasms significantly.
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Testers say the Velvet Swing is truly orgasmic!
Taking one for the consumer team, Neysa Peterson, from Hoodsport, WA, willingly gained some fun for the money when she gave Mistress Matisse’s vaginal lubricant a go. A self-described sex addict, Peterson admitted she could not wait the recommended 20 minutes before engaging in her “experiment” and did so a full 15 minutes prematurely. Even still, she noticed a warming sensation and a whole lot more tingling than usual. She highly recommends the product by giving it two fingers up.Another tester, whom we’ll call Mary Richards, waited longer than recommended to sample a nickel-size quantity of the lube, thanks to an urgent telephone interruption. A full hour had passed before she began indulging in sexual activity. Yet she claims the entire result - from masturbation to orgasm - it all was completely "climacterrific;" which causes this reporter to wonder if maybe the lube is so influential it causes folks to make up new words.
Based on those two experiments, we make the suggestive recommendation for anyone with an adult vagina to give it a try. May the force (of amazing on-going arousal) always be with you! For more information about Velvet Swing™, visit velvetswing.com and to contact Mistress Matisse, see her on Twitter: @mistressmatisse.
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